Upgrading the Mistress's Lodging

A few months ago I wrote that a Ferrari was like a mistress you could keep in the garage. Well I was unhappy with the mistress’s accommodations. To tell the truth I had been unhappy with our garage even before the Ferrari brightened it up. Since I have had the car I have been reducing the amount of clutter and moving unused stuff to that attic or Goodwill. Still, too dark and dingy. I spend a good amount of time in the garage, tinkering with stuff, working out, or messing with the cars. Barb had been asking me what I wanted for my birthday. Honestly, I did not really want anything. I am pretty well taken care of but a new garage floor would be nice so there we go. About 480 commercial flooring tiles later and the garage is significantly less dingy.